Funny Halloween Quotes/Jokes For Whatsapp Status Messages

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Halloween 2014 is at our door step and we all are excited to make it another huge celebration of the 2014, for all of us this day is the time to chill & thrill with our friends, neighbors and family members. And we know that you share every special moment of your life at social networking sites and apps and one of them is WHATSAPP.

What can be cooler than sharing funny Halloween quotes, Halloween puns, Halloween sayings and funny sarcastic Halloween jokes? It’s time surprise your friends in social circle by sharing thrilling but extremely hilarious FUNNY HALLOWEEN QUOTES 2014 or Funny Halloween whatsapp status updates. This will spread the joyous feeling on social networking sites like Whatsapp, twitter and Facebook.

If you are another dad or an adult like me who misses the moment that you used to have when you were a child on Halloween then the ideas of sharing Halloween Quotes and Sayings is for you. At least instead of missing being a kid and having a sad Halloween we can make our friends laugh and could touch a little spark of freedom that you had as a kid.

Everything is gone, the freedom, the joy of collecting candies on Halloween night and making sure that we wouldn’t have to buy till next Halloween, buying those horrible Halloween costumes, those pumpkin pies, skulls… all we had it when we were a kid. Seriously I wanna grow as a kid again.

Anyways we still have ways to celebrate Halloween; it is not only through partying and having the best type of dinner in your favorite restaurant but it is also through sharing Funny Halloween Quotes and cracking funny jokes on Halloween. And best if we do it on social networking sites as we today spends a big cut of time daily.

Funny Halloween Whatsapp Status & Messages and Twitter Tweets

Halloween is just another day of substituting high-fructose corn syrup for relationship.
Waiting on earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night – steve almond on Happy Halloween Day
A pumpkin ghost story- And after the hollow you out, they stick a fire inside you.
When witches go riding, black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers,  ‘tis near Halloween’
I don’t dress up for Halloween. However, If I did, I would have dressed up as the water that hit Justin Bieber in the face.

Funny Halloween 2014 One Liners and Questions with Answers

 Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

Q: Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A: A scare center!
Q: What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?
A: Lots a candy!

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? "Don't spook until you're spooken to.

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.

Sarcastic but Funny Halloween Images and Pictures to Share of Whatsapp and FB

Ghost Story for Funny Halloween 2014

Wishing Witch You Happy Halloween 2014

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